Take this off my list of “things to do before I die” … I had the NFL Draft experience!! Mikey (my brother) and I joined our fellow draft-junkies at the Jets Draft party at Dave and Buster’s on 42nd Street.
Now here’s how to get anything in life, NAME DROP!! At first we showed up an hour early to the party, BIG mistake! We really should’ve been there early in the morning to get a good table, but Mikey had baseball practice. Anyway, we get up to the third floor where the party was being held, and a big security guy asked for ID’s. For a split second I thought of using my fake, but decided against it. I didn’t plan on drinking anyway. So I show my ID and was quickly turned away from the Draft Party, and why? Because you had to be 25!! What?!?! And this isn’t a Jets Draft Party rule, it’s a D&B Rule.
So as me and Mikey were being whisked away from the door three little 4 foot shits were running right past us! This is bullshit! Apparently one person in your party had to be 25 or older to be let in, something I was not aware of. So we waited about 10-20 minutes, and I did it … I name dropped. I walked my butt right back up to the secuirty guard and he was clearly pissed that I was back, and this is what I said, “My Aunt works for the Jets and I was told to ask for XXXX XXXXXXXX. He is expecting me and my brother.” Clearly pissed, the security guard said nothing and let us in.
What he didn’t know was that my Aunt indirectly works for the Jets and the guy I asked for was at a different Draft party!
We had an awesome time at the party, besides the beginning, and the best moment was actually when Darren McFadden went to the hated Raiders. The whole party went silent then let out a chorus of “Fuck,” “Shit,” “Damn,” and the less vulgar “Oh Well!” It still amazes me every year that the first pick gives me chills, but this year my LEAST favorite team, the Miami Dolphins, selected OT Jake Long number one. Boos on top of more boos were heard all over NYC and I loved it!!!
Vernon Gholston is an awesome choice for the Jets and I think the clip that got the most smiles on the Jets-faithful faces was when Gholston made a fool of Jake Long in the Michigan - Ohio State game, and in the words of the ESPN Draft Day crew, “Welcome to the AFC East Jake!”
Being at the Jets Draft party was an really cool experience, but one day I hope to actually get there!! And until then …
… ONLY 363 days til the 2009 Draft!!!!!  