The Sports Chick Blog

 Honestly, Is anyone really shcoked that baseball players cheat? Maybe I’m unfazed by today’s NY Daily News allegations that Roger Clemens carried on a decade long affair with Country singer, Mindy McCready. But in a world full of SUNY Oneonta Soroity Girl (Paul LoDuca), Jocelyn the Stripper (A-Rod), Carolyn the Fox Reporter (Derek Lowe), and HUNDREDS of others there seems to be no shock value in a professional athlete (mostly MLBers) cheating on their significant others.

Do MLBers cheat because they are without their families for such a long season? Do professional athletes succum to the fact that everyone treats them as “Gods”? Why do women throw themselves at these players? Is it money, fifteen minutes of fame, or a secret dream to be a trophy wife? And why do the wives always stay with their straying men?  I don’t know!

So one of my favorite websites On The DL is FINALLY back posting their scandalous blind items! This one caught my eye immediately and if you read this blog often, then you know why! Enjoy -Chicky

 oh! ps- visit Trixie and the girls of On The DL here!

Crossword Time:
1 Across: Nine-letters; emotional pain or distress brought on by a recent breakup

The two sexy pitchers (one of them cute and boyish, the other seasoned and handsome) featured in this item play for the same AL East team. Our insider tells us that they’re good friends, with one of them serving as a mentor to the other. Both have suffered relatively recent breakups with their significant others; the older with his illicit mistress and the younger with his girlfriend. Supposedly, the recent decline of the grizzled veteran’s skills is not only due to aging, but also due to his heartache over losing his long-time woman on the side (we were the first to report this relationship years ago). On the other hand, the younger pitcher is harnessing the despair from his own breakup, caused in part by problems between his over-bearing mother and gorgeous ex, and transforming it into positive energy. He looks more ready than ever to take on other teams and finally lead his boys to their first title in a handful of years.

Just who is our *Heartache* Duo? That’s for you to figure out!

The 2005 Yankee season has been over for 2 years now. But did you know that they had players such as Johnny Drama, Simon Phoenix, Bruce Almighty, Ricky Ricardo, Joe Saturday, Sam Adams, Richard Long, Turd Ferguson, and Austin Powers playing for them? It’s true according to Seattle Hotel records!

Athletes always use funny alias’ to cover up they’re true identities from the public. Feel free to comment on any other funny athlete hotel alias’ you know. (more…)